| Tweet | Translation |
| “Excited for [Startup] to proceed its mission at [Acquirer]” | It was an acquihire and I misplaced cash |
| “They by no means gave up and I’ll miss working with them (hopefully will achieve this once more). Congrats to [Startup] on their exit!” | It was a journey however we at the least bought our a refund. Founder, please keep in mind me once you begin the following firm. |
| “Proud to have been alongside because the earliest days. Thanks [founder] for letting me be a small a part of your journey!” | The large VCs within the deal made far more cash than I did, however at the least I bought a bit of bit into the seed spherical. |
| “You probably did it!” [with picture from 10 years ago of VC with young founder, holding term sheet, thumbs up] | I made some huge cash right here however didn’t do a lot work for the corporate after the primary funding |
| “You probably did it!” [with picture from 10 years ago of VC with young founder, holding term sheet, thumbs up -AND- picture of me at the IPO or acquisition closing dinner] | I made some huge cash right here and did precise work for the corporate after the primary funding |
| “Thrilled to have represented [VC firm] in our work with [company]. Enormous final result!” | A accomplice we fired really did the deal, and nobody serviced it nicely till it was clear it was going to be a homerun. Then all of us fought over it and rewrote historical past in a ‘congrats’ blogpost that by no means talked about the unique GP. |
| [no tweet] | I’m absolutely publish financial after this acquisition, why the fuck would I be on social media any longer? |
